Well, listen here fellow reader. I guess we found a way to mutate humans and animals (pigs for now), but as a very special exclusive super uber thing for Crashy News, we got you some exclusive interview footage of Crash Bandicoot IRL talking to us directly for the first time in human history (INDEED), so, let’s have a look:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
NO DON’T EVEN TRYYYYY
You got “RICKROLLED” by the talking marsupial way back from 1997, he’s not an actual mutated marsupial, you silly!