2017 has come forth. Let 2016 thy end. Well believed, Crash Bandicoot fans!


It’s been quite the belief that if we keep clinging to something, we might get it back someday, this hasn’t been always the case and not everyone gets their lucky shot.

But after years of clinging for Crash Bandicoot to return, it was one heck of a highlight for 2016, arising from many troubling incidents, consequential lack of empathy towards those who may bring us lower and the abnormal number of celebrity deaths. It’s been one heck of a ride for Crashy News and 3WIREL! (See our own NYE’s post there), we saw the best and also some questionable things coming from the biggest revival the franchise has ever seen since the last console entry in 2008, Crash: Mind Over Mutant (and an official release in 2010 for CBNK2 on iOS, not counting 2011’s PS1 re-release on Sony’s own Xperia Play and Tablet S/P or even the Naughty Dog’s use of it in their artbook),  the entry of my newly hired writer, Robert P. Kellett, saw a massive increase in the variety of what Crashy News this year has to offer for every fan of the series (including me and RK!). I would like to thank you all for the support and love, you shall all have a great happy new year where, whenever you all are at this time.


[Not that funny] Funny or Die: Assassin’s Creed & Crash Bandicoot Mashup

Using a revolutionary technology that unlocks his genetic memories, Michael Fassbender discovers that the fate of the world may be in the hands of Crash Bandicoot.

(An Assassin’s Creed/Crash Bandicoot Mashup)

Let us all be the judge on this one, because I feel like many people including me don’t find content from “Funny Or Die” that funny to be honest, but I shared this anyways to see if the like/dislike meter strengthens my sentiment even further.

SiIvaGunner: Bearminator – Crash Bash

Music: Bearminator
Composer: Steve Duckworth
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Platform: PlayStation

I order you to read the channel description.

SiIvaGunner: Bear it – Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back

Music: Bear It
Composer: Josh Mancell
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list…
Platform: PlayStation

I order you to read the channel description.

[LATE/LAZY] Crash Bandicoot: The Lost Crystals – Update #3 – N. Sanity Beach

-Added warp rooms
-Added N. Sanity Island
-Added break effect on crates

Known issues:
-Crate counter glitch when you break one spinning

Created by Mariothehedgehog

[LINKED] Gamnesia: Best Video Game Franchise for Nickelodeon for a Cartoon Adaptation

News went ’round the world wide web today that Frederator, the studio behind Adventure Time and dozens of Nickelodeon cartoons, is working on a show based on “one of the most world-famous video games of the last thirty years.”

What exactly that game is remains a mystery, but we do have a few clues. We can reasonably assume it’s not Mega Man, Sonic, Pac-Man, and Skylanders (and by extension Spyro the Dragon), as each such franchise already has a cartoon adaption in production with various other studios…